NCT DREAM 2023

Was 2023 the year of unnecessary clothing accessories? Did I miss the memo? Because this is a serious inquiry—who let this happen, who started this trend, and WHY? Somebody needs to step up and answer for these crimes against fashion.

Listen, concert outfits matter. They set the tone. They enhance the performance. Fans don’t just talk about the vocals—they devour the looks. And this? This wasn’t a serve. This was a shipwreck.

The moment those boys stepped on stage in that damn jacket, I knew we were in for a tragedy. The long, loose chains? A violation. The hooked chains? Out of pocket. The jacket itself? An absolute MESS. And don’t get it twisted—not every member pulled it off. That jacket was giving alright… giving headache, giving chaos, giving “fire the stylist immediately.”And before anyone tries to tell me, “But that’s the style right now!” STOP. IT. NO, IT’S NOT.

Whoever decided to put these boys in that disasterpiece and had the audacity to say, “This eats”—yeah, sweetie, you need to be unemployed immediately. ASAP.

mmm. Tragic