1
BABYMONSTER
REALLY LIKE YOU
Okay, let’s get real—this track just dropped, and it’s not that we hate it, but there’s definitely something missing. We’ve got love for these girls, but this one? It’s just not hitting like it should. And can we talk about those lyrics? Oooooo, baby, we’re keeping it 100—they need work. We know how we talk, and we’re not here to sugarcoat anything. No fluff, just straight talk.
Now, here’s the thing: these girls? That innocent schoolgirl concept is NOT it. It’s been done and it’s gotta go—like, right now. We get it, they need to stay relevant, but damn… this whole “cute and naive” thing needs to be left behind, especially with this song.
Let’s be honest though, the beat slaps. The melody’s cute, and lowkey gives us A by GOT7 vibes, which we can totally vibe with. But those lyrics? Mmmm, nah—they’re just not doing what they need to do.
2
LYSON
LOVE SCENARIO
Okay, let’s be clear, it’s not a bad song, but it’s also not blowing us away. Here’s the thing: it reminds us way too much of SLCHLD’s sound. Like, a little too much. Now, whether that’s intentional or just a weird coincidence? That’s the real question.
The beat? It’s giving us SLCHLD vibes—like, almost identical. We’re over here wondering if he wrote and produced this himself, because the similarities are too close to ignore. But hey, until we get the official tea, we’ll just be over here minding our business and letting this track play in the background.
It’s cute, but we need something more to really grab us.
3
SEVENTEEN
PRIME TIME
Alright, brace yourselves, because we know this is gonna get us some serious side-eyes from the SVT stans, but we’re here to spill the real tea. At the end of the day, we just weren’t feeling this track. It just didn’t suit them. Yeah, yeah, we know it’s a fun song, but it’s just not their vibe. It’s like they were trying to pull off something too far from their usual thing, and it kinda feels… off.
Honestly? We’re getting major Grease 2 energy—like, someone forgot to finish a track or two and decided to throw this one in. Not bad, but also not what we were expecting from these guys.
4
VVUP
4 LIFE
Alright, let’s keep it real. We liked this track, but we didn’t love it. The vocals were solid, the beat was vibing, the melody was there—so what’s the issue? Something felt missing. With certain artists, you can feel that raw passion and genuineness in their music. But this one? We didn’t get that vibe. It was like going through the motions.
Now, we’re not sitting here expecting groundbreaking originality from global pop artists, because let’s face it—there’s none of that in this genre. But we can fake it till we make it, right? Just ask the countless artists in Korea who do it day in, day out.
It’s good, but it’s not great. Still waiting for that spark to hit.
5
YUNJUN
JELLYFISH
Alright, we know the FEARNOTS are about to come for us with pitchforks and say this track is better than sliced bread, but is it though? We get it, she’s talented, but let’s keep it 100—this song? Eh.
Yunjun’s out here switching genres like it’s nothing—and we love that she’s exploring and trying to carve out her own unique sound. But, let’s be real—some sounds just need to be left for other artists. Not everything fits, and that’s okay.
Honestly, we’d love to see her dive deeper into that global pop girl lane. There’s a whole world of possibilities that could suit her a lot better. Just saying.
6
EUNHYUK
UP & DOWN
Okay, let’s be real. We love this genre when it’s done right—and with the right artist. Now, we’ve always known Eunhyuk as Super Junior’s main dancer—he kills it on stage. But…vocally? Mmm. We’re not saying he’s terrible, but maybe it’s time to realize he should stick to what he’s actually great at—dancing and rapping. Nothing wrong with owning that title, right?
Honestly, SM artists are all trained to sing or rap, but sometimes—maybe the main dancer title is the one you should be rockin’. It’s okay to play to your strengths, Eunhyuk! Someone at SM should’ve pulled him aside and had that talk.